The Funeral
Thursday, December 30th, 2010Please join for a memorial service for the 2010 Miami Dolphins at Third and Long this Sunday at 1PM Eastern Standard Time. Join your fellow Dolphins fans and drink a toast to a severely mediocre Dolphins team that excited us at times but mostly just disappointed. Even in defeat at Third & Long we have each other to take solace in and this Sunday is the perfect time to say goodbye to you fellow Dolfans NYC members before we make our separate ways for the off season… besides we could beat the fucking Patriots.
Seriously. The Patriots will probably play their guys most of the game because they hate losing. They have no reason to play anyone so maybe we will get lucky, but honestly lucky has nothing to do with it. The Dolphins play to the teams that play them. The Patriots are the best team in the NFL so if only for a Sunday I have a feeling the Dolphins will play pretty well too. We have only lost one game on the road and we ALWAYS give the Patriots fits. Honestly, even though we got killed by them this year, we really outplayed them on offense and defense. Tragically our special teams had the worst game in history and then Henne threw a garbage time pick six. Otherwise that game would have been very, very close.
So come out this Sunday, say goodbye to all the friends you have met this year and let’s root for our team like the quality Dolphins fans we are.
Our boy Solo D knows what’s up… check out his new track “Finish Strong”: